I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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