ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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