I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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