No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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