Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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