Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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