so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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