Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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