K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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