Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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