She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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