My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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