Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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