Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You almost got us killed.
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I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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