they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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