People with herpes should wear stickers.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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