They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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