you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
do nipples grow back?
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