OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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