Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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