He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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