I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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