He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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