I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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