saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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