I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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