haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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