I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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