well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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