just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
My balls are so social today.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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