love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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