Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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