She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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