i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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