What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Why is your signature on my underwear?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
