Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
