What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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