So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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