problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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