Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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