I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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