They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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