So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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