with your own penis?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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