So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
