If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I stole a fireplace last night.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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