Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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