sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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