It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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