I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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