Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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