I wish I only lived at night.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
My dad is sitting where you rode me
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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