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i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch