I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo