the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.