let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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