so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone