i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
