They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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